Man-kini

"Man-kini" is a term used to describe a pair of short, tight swimming trunks worn by men. It is a combination of the words "Man" and "Bikini". One could argue that because men don't normally wear a top piece with their underwear that "Man-kini" is a misnomer.

The style of bathing suit in question is more commonly refered as a "speedo". "Man-kini" is generally used as a deragotive label, implying the man in question is effeminate.

"Look at the dandy over there in the man-kini."

"I can't stand watching professional male body building; they all wear those slingshot sized man-kinis."

Man-kini by Cjad the Nord July 9, 2006

man-purse 

A small item of everyday personal luggage, similar in size to a woman's purse except intended for use by a man, smaller than a briefcase or attache, carried by hand or by a shoulder strap (not belted nor belt-looped), and typically distinguishable from a woman's purse by having a tall, narrow, rectangular form-factor, rather than the short and wide shapes more typical of most women's purses.

"Let me gift-wrap this man-purse for you to present to that special gentleman, ma'am, since obviously a respectable woman like yourself wouldn't purchase such a masculine item for herself." (-paraphrased actual remark of a female shopkeeper in Amsterdam to an American shopper buying a tall, narrow purse)

man-purse by Monseignore Laszlo September 3, 2006

man-sitting 

Similar to but worse than mansplaining, man-sitting is when a man sits silently and listens earnestly when a woman speaks, forcing her to actually say something useful for once so that she doesn't sound like a retard.

Sargon of Akkad was man-sitting Anita so viciously, she had to verbally abuse him to protect herself.

man-sitting by Kulaktikal July 8, 2017

Man Clam 

A muscular tube leading from the external rectum to the opening at the end of the alimentary canal through which solid waste matter exits and solid mass enters. Typically found on a human male (pending gender identity).

A gay slang term coined by Gay PornStar Pierce Paris.

The "Man Clam" is usually opened by a finger, tounge, strap-on or penis.

Man Clam by @pierceparisxxx August 6, 2017

Man Thot 

a retarded squirrel who sounds like a kazoo

Yo Daniel! Look that that man thot Cosmo!

Man Thot by hellomydude666 May 26, 2018

Man Beads

Necklaces or bracelets made of carved peices of wood or bone. Typically worn by surfers, mountain climbers and legit guys that like adventure.Metrosexual teenage boys going through an identity crisis will often wear man beads to look like a surfer.

Ryder is a legit wearer of man beads because he's good at surfing and lives in New Zealand.

Chris can't surf and lives in Kansas but he dresses like a surfer by wearing hollister and man beads.

Man Beads by StoneyWolf January 13, 2011

man beater 

Female version of the so-called "Wife beater" AKA Tank Top

Wow!! Karla looks cute wearing that man beater!

man beater by BruinKiller3469 March 20, 2009