broke joke

A joke that quite simply isn't funny, or that was once funny but not anymore.

John: What do you call a TV hovering in the dark?
Bill: Here we go again...
John: "DROP IT, NIGGER!" HAHAHA!
Bill: Broke joke, man.
John: What do you mean? That's hilarious!
Bill: You told it six times already this week. That joke went broke. It ran outta funny.

by krandall, writer January 13, 2009

broke um

Something a third party says whenever he or she overhears a particularly witty comeback. Similar to owned, or you got served. Like the others, the results are often nonsensical.

Guy 1: Hang on, guys, I just gotta throw this away.
Guy 2: ...I threw yer mom away.
Guy 3: Broke um!

by Jingles Man Sword Brothers September 22, 2005

BROKEBACKER

Another word for a gay or lesbian.

"You know Jasmine goin to that all girl school right?"

"Yeah man, she so fine i bet she gonna be pullin ALL dem brokebackers out there too."

by diamondblu June 20, 2007

Brokeback Brownwings

Rimming out a fag with diarrhea.

Scooter: I'm so hungry I could-
EP: Get your Brokeback Brownwings?
Scooter: -punch you in the face.

by tlet March 28, 2008

Broken bottle

A person on dating sites like POF who is broke, indecisive, dishonest, sometimes married/separated, old and has toddlers, broken, selfish, cheap, fat, selfish, and ugly. Bottom feeders. They don't have any self-respect and they'll shag anything that throws them crumbs. (This type infests POF.)

I went out on a date with a broken bottle who didn't have a car, money, and he smelled likes last night's sex.

by Nomorecheapskates April 11, 2015

leave the broken ones at home

to forget about the unnecessary, unneeded, unuseful, stupid items or actions that one may wonder if they should use, bring, or do.

1. Mikey: Should I hang up my jeans with the holes in the crotch up in my closet?

Randy: Naw, man, just leave the broken ones at home.

2. Chester: I'm gonna get this 4,000 calorie, artery clogging meal!

Rondell: Dude, you're already fat. Just leave the broken ones at home.

by Rondell. August 26, 2009

Brokeback

1. The first word in a movie staring Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger as gay cowboys.

2. Used in front of a name to insinuate (jokingly) someone is gay

1. Did you see that movie, Brokeback?

2. Check it out, it's Brokeback Teddy

by a l i 3 [n] April 11, 2006