Phoenician Taint Tickle 

The act of lifting the dong up to the sky, whilst twiddling ur tallywhacker. During this, someone comes up with a goose feather and tickles your Taint. After this act is over, it is ceremonial to spread your sack over the woman's mouth and have her blow on it so it looks like a flying squirrel

She finally gave me the good ol' Phoenician Taint Tickle last night. It felt amazing!

Phoenician Taint Tickle by Phoenician Pug Bacon June 5, 2024

Thick tailed pygmy jerboa 

The most adorable creature ever

Guy 1: "Have you ever seen a thick tailed pygmy jerboa?"
Guy 2: "Of course. I spend most of my time looking at them."

Thick tailed pygmy jerboa by i love my cats December 1, 2024

Inner-tainter 

A sexual stimulation, involving inserting a finger or fingers into a woman's anus and vagina, and then rubbing the inner walls between the fingers.

Being funny is a trait that women value, but being an inner-tainter will make them gush over you.

Inner-tainter by yodatat2 January 18, 2025

Nose taint 

The small area between the nostrils

He licked the bottom of my nose between the nostrils. It was weird having my nose taint licked!

Nose taint by Capt Hook is the best! June 29, 2025

Baby taint

when someone is so bad at apex but they pretend to be a pro and also drinks at cock island

That girl baby taint is a pussy

Baby taint by nebuchadnezzar13 July 6, 2025

Tennessee Taint Tickler 

When bro starts acting up so you lowkey have to give him that tennessee taint tickler

Taylor: I’m not doing this right now

Oliver: Shut up before I give you the good ol’ Tennessee Taint Tickler

Tennessee Taint Tickler by youngstrokerthebodysnatcher09 August 9, 2025

Prehensile Taint Tail

The Prehensile Taint Tail most commonly references the mysteries medical mutation in which a humanoid species has a powerful and versatile third appendage protruding from center of one taint which is medically decribed as a Gouch The only known example of this mutation belongs to the Intergender Intergalactic Full-Frontal Professional Wrestling Alliance.

"BY THE NAME OF OUR MOST IMPERIAL GALACTIC GRAND EMPEROR Sir West of Kanye is that homeless dude in the smelly bathrobes' DANGLY WANGLY a flipping and a flopping all over that Reptialian Guards' third eye?"

No silly goose! That's his Prehensile Taint Tail!

Prehensile Taint Tail by Jonathan Q. Tork November 2, 2025