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Pressed like a panini

Anger at being picked last
on RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 11 Miss Vanjie looked at stone-faced Scarlet Envy getting picked last for a movie challenge and quipped “she looks pressed like a panini”
by Uncle Joosie March 7, 2025
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Pressing Paralysis

The phenomenon occurs when multiple defenders are in position to challenge an attacking player, but due to hesitation, miscommunication, or uncertainty about responsibility, none of them step up to engage. As a result, the attacker faces less resistance than expected, often gaining space or time to advance. This defensive lapse is driven by a diffusion of responsibility, where each defender assumes another will take action, leading to collective inaction.
It was pressing paralysis at its finest, three defenders doing the ‘after you, sir’ routine while the striker waltzed through like he owned the place.
by ThinkingManCa April 3, 2025
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pressed

to be pressed is to be threatened by someone
thug: yo i pressed this bum and taxxed him
other thug: slide his bape hoodie
by jjakcmeatthatahh June 27, 2025
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Pressure cooking

The totally intentional art of leaving a gnarly fart in your car with the AC on, then bouncing out and letting the summer heat turn that ride into a slow-cooked stink sauna. Basically, you’re turning the car into a marinating chamber of ‘eww’ on purpose, just to mess with your friends. When you come back, it’s like opening the door to a hotbox of pure regret. Enjoy!
Ugh, you gotta stop pressure cooking the car bro—now it smells like a hotbox of regret in here!
by elidaniel17 September 22, 2025
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Relative Pressure

Your uncle or other significant relative pushing a beer into for hands and saying, "Here, drink this!"

Comperable to peer pressure.
I got so drunk at the Christmas party due to the relative pressure.
by Bob December 20, 2004
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cum-pressor

A technique of pulling out and then compressing air into a vagina/anus. It takes time and certain skills to perform this act. When done correctly, you can make a partner flatulate on command or perform a Minnesota Log Chute.
Dude, I cum-pressed her until it looked like she had a thirst ass cheek... then she blew, and that's why i got pink eye. Be careful, the cum-pressor is dangerous.
by JT-fo shizzy February 26, 2009
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counter pressure

The feeling that you need to rush to put your change in your purse and your shopping in your bag due to the weight of the queue behind you.
I reckon I lost my key when I was fumbling for my wallet in the counter pressure!
by mids99 July 30, 2009
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