Mountain Bike

Mountain Biking is something that extremely sexy people do, such as Ryan Reynolds. People like Lindsay Lohan do not do Mountain Biking. Mountain Bike

“I am Ryan, and i Enjoy mountain Biking”
“Hi Ryan, I am Lindsay, i do not enjoy mountain biking.” Ryan Likes his Mountain Bike, Lindsay does not.

by unyinfeace99 July 22, 2022

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Mountain cat

Just like a cougar but fatter

I can't believe my son had sex with a mountain cat, she's older than me.

by TattooistByDay November 9, 2015

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hot pockets and mountain - food choice of

Jr high / middle school students, high school students,

Neckbeards, people that play xbox live , stoners and

30 to 40 year old virgins.

And less we forgot the really young sons of single mothers.

Doritos are a bonus and a side dish
Same as capri sun
It's cheap and easy !

Hi my name is Matthew and I like hot pockets and mountain dew, xbox live and Doritos.

by Blu_leef January 15, 2024

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mountain theory

when a person thinks he’s at his best ,then something horrible happens to him but eventually he’s way better than before and so on

my life sucks right but i believe in the mountain theory so i know i will be fine!

by sushirice828 July 4, 2022

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hartz mountain diet

avoiding food/s that 'whistle' for the BULK ! (FAT) , also can be used for vegetarian diets
ie: eating 'bird seed' !!

john: judy got her perky butt back ! gleason: she's on the hartz mountain diet !!

the hartz mountain diet helps scare off the 'BULK' !!

janine had too many "DUNG WRAPS" , and went on the hartz mountain diet !!

by michael foolsley December 9, 2023

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