by Anonymous March 29, 2003
Get the mackrel mug.The act of kissing someone hard in a public place. Its like a french kiss, but way harder, like you don't draw breath and ram your tongue down the chics throat hard. It attracts the attention of other people passing by.
Wow, Tristan is macking the fuck out of that ugly chic, she is totally grose.
Nixon is a skinny faggot, he always macks other dudes, and lets them finger his arse.
Did you see James macking on at the club last night.
Nixon is a skinny faggot, he always macks other dudes, and lets them finger his arse.
Did you see James macking on at the club last night.
by the gayzelle May 28, 2009
Get the Macking mug.When God sends people to the human beings to the North East of England, he sorts them into two groups, Geordies and Mackems, or sane and insane, or straight and gay, good-football-supporters and shite-football-supporters, etc.
What do you call one mackem on the moon?
A problem.
What do you call two mackems on the moon?
A bigger problem.
What do you call all the mackems in the world on the moon?
Problem solved.
A problem.
What do you call two mackems on the moon?
A bigger problem.
What do you call all the mackems in the world on the moon?
Problem solved.
by undisclosed March 1, 2004
Get the mackem mug.1)sadly obsessive seat counter who believes football matches are decided on historical attendence figures
2) citizen of medium sized industrial wasteland left cultutally stunted by living in the shadows of TWO vibrant areas with distinct identities.
2) citizen of medium sized industrial wasteland left cultutally stunted by living in the shadows of TWO vibrant areas with distinct identities.
1) "I see Sunderland got stuffed again"
"Yes but the MACKEMS will be happy with their bumper gate"
2) "I wouldn't fancy living in Baghdad". "Could be worse, you could be a MACKEM"
"Yes but the MACKEMS will be happy with their bumper gate"
2) "I wouldn't fancy living in Baghdad". "Could be worse, you could be a MACKEM"
by PRT April 7, 2003
Get the mackem mug.a breed of the most pathetic, fat and ugly pile of shit people ever to have walked on the earth. they live in a shithole of a town called sunderland and they support the crappest football team in the world.
by *!?!* February 22, 2004
Get the mackem mug.Leslee's pussy smelled like the morning dew and tasted like honey but her friend Fran's smelled like shrimp shells left out in the sun and tasted like a pair of old running shoes recovered from a garbage dump. Leslee had a mackerel factor of zero, while Fran had a mackerel factor of ten.
by bullet88 August 21, 2008
Get the mackerel factor mug.MackNasty (MAAK-NaS; TEE)-
1. (noun) A whore who considers themselves "classy", with a high tendency to only shop at Anthropologie, where the high priced clothes there validates their whore-like actions and gives the illusions of being "classy".
2. (Verb) To be fixated on another person in a sexual manner, Involves intense onesided flirting, and ultimate obsession over a particular human involving the memorization of license plates, home address, phone number, and/or social security.
1. (noun) A whore who considers themselves "classy", with a high tendency to only shop at Anthropologie, where the high priced clothes there validates their whore-like actions and gives the illusions of being "classy".
2. (Verb) To be fixated on another person in a sexual manner, Involves intense onesided flirting, and ultimate obsession over a particular human involving the memorization of license plates, home address, phone number, and/or social security.
(1.)
Guy: Jesus Christ you're such a whore.
Girl: Excuse yourself, This dress is from Anthropologie... I'm the classiest MackNasty you'll ever hook-up with.
(2.)
Girl A: I Think me and(Person)are like destined to be together, I know everything about him! I better call, his car is going to need an oil change on the 13th.
Girl B: Well, I think you are totally MackNasting the hell of him, Stalker. You should seek professional help.
Guy: Jesus Christ you're such a whore.
Girl: Excuse yourself, This dress is from Anthropologie... I'm the classiest MackNasty you'll ever hook-up with.
(2.)
Girl A: I Think me and(Person)are like destined to be together, I know everything about him! I better call, his car is going to need an oil change on the 13th.
Girl B: Well, I think you are totally MackNasting the hell of him, Stalker. You should seek professional help.
by Choco Thundr February 28, 2009
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