hammered 

The state in which one finds themselves after ingesting large volumes of alcoholic beverages.

Symptoms include: babbling, hysterical laughter, name calling, aggressiveness, destructiveness, momentary lapses of consciousness, stumbling, vomiting, yelling, incoherent singing, falling, profanity, overeating, extreme urination, indiscriminate flirtation, bad judgment, disregard for the value of money or a propensity for excessive spending and, of course, more drinking.

After watching Frank chug his eighth glass of scotch, I walked out onto the deck and saw him pissing on my grille and cussing out my parents. He was fucking hammered.

hammered by cabflow December 4, 2011

hammper 

A 30 pack of Hamm's beer from the land of the sky blue waters, Milwaukee.

I'm going to go work out and pick up a hammper later, you guys should come over and hamm some.

hammper by Alexander Hammilton July 25, 2012

James Harmer

A fat boy who touches kids

You know Jeffrey Epstein is a James Harmer

James Harmer by Hot sexy hoe June 21, 2020

Hammerburged 

The act of getting completely hammered/wasted in Flint, Mi. Especially located off of Hammerburg road.

Tyler was messing with Jon and Jordan when they were absolutely Hammerburged.

Last night was such a gonger, everyone was Hammerburged!

Hammerburged by HairyB December 7, 2009

hamverbot

It's the most common F1 podium we get to see in the latest years, despite hopes of interesting fights with different outcomes:

1st. Hamilton

2nd. Verstappen

3rd. Bottas
It can be a really painful and boring thing to see, expecially for Verstappen's fans and Bottas's fans (if any). Thus it can be generalized as something you don't really want to happen again, but deep inside you know it's gonna happen anyways and hurt your feelings.

1. "Yeah guys, that math exam was tough. I don't know if I passed it" - "Mate, you're gonna get full marks there, it's hamverbot for us"
2. "Sir, I think Dogecoin's value is finally coming to a neverending dip" - "Hamverbot. Buy more using your life insurance's money"
3. "It's lights out and away we go! Verstappen goes into turn 1, and goes past the mercedes!" (...) "Verstappen now leading by 22 seconds" (...) "GET IN THERE LEWIS"

hamverbot by Timebreakerita May 9, 2021

get hammered 

to get very drunk

ah shit my girlfriend dumped me, lets go get hammered

get hammered by yoshman November 13, 2013

hummer 

1. Even better than a blowjob, it's when the person actually hums/vibrates their lips while their mouth is around your cock.
2. One of the least fuel efficient vehicles on the Earth.

I rode home in a Hummer while recieving a hummer.

hummer by Cummy worm August 21, 2010