Scott early 

Typical dickhead that invented muscles but never claimed any, always bruised and sore. Constant whiner and commercial dandelion grower. Each like gets him a punch..lol

Nice try scott early, maybe next time

Scott early by Shortyseasement June 11, 2019

Dirty Earl 

The illest of the ill, dopest of the dope, king of men.

Dirty Earl, like a motherfucker!

How Dirty Earl is that?

Dirty Earl by ner121 June 15, 2020

pointy eared leaf lover

1)Someone who cares way too much about bugs and or non sentient creatures
2)A derogatory term for elves

3)Someone who doesn’t drink beer

Driller: “Scout says he doesn’t want to drink with us.”

Engineer: “That’s because he’s a pointy eared leaf lover.”

pointy eared leaf lover by SirTomNorth October 10, 2022

Build the earth 

An amazing minecraft project about building the entire earth at a 1:1 scale. With thousands of builders and hundreds of thousands of members in the discord, this project has gained attention from users all across the world.

1. "Do you play Minecraft"
2. "Yes"
1. "Then check out Build The Earth"
2. "Hmmm..."
Later...
2. "Wow, this project is so addicting! Thanks for showing me this!"

Build the earth by WhizBizz March 31, 2021

even walls have eyes and ears 

(тайное всегда становится ясным in Russian)

an expression meaning

even the best kept of secrets will become known sooner or later

son: dad, how did you know I had bad grades?

father: roflmao son, even walls have eyes and ears. You tried burning your report card, but forgot to take the ashes out of the fireplace; put 2 and 2 together, and you get 4, right?

even walls have eyes and ears by Uncle Dimma November 16, 2014

Earlville 

Old school. Evidencing tendencies consistent with and/or embodying traits personifying that which could be characterized as schizel. Totally Schuman. Fresh. Hype. Stanky. Dopey fresh. Stanky hype. Schuman stank.

Have you been to Poolville, Steve? Yes Roger, and I found it to be entirely Earlville, even more so than Unadilla Forks.

Earlville by Stanky Pete January 9, 2008

earphone phaker

When a person has earphones in apparently listening to music, but in reality listening to other people's conversations, usually about how creepy that person is.

Other people think he's not paying attention because he's jamming to music, so it's a very affective illusion.

Usually employed by creepers, stalkers, or when a person happens to overhear something about themselves, in which they turn down or off their music to hear what is being said.

Another similar illusion is pretending to sleep. People then open up and start talking about things they may not while one is awake.

"I don't think we can talk right now. Jake looks like he's earphone phaking."

"I was earphone phaking the other day, and I heard Amanda likes Joe!"

"Man! I hate Mike! He's such a earphone phaker!"

earphone phaker by J.S.H.T. September 23, 2009