Clanka

Wanking with a very tight Clenched fist.

For those that like pulling faces at themselves in the mirror whilst whacking the shlongdonkey this is a clanka

by MartyFX January 1, 2012

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Carkhole Tugging

The act of pulling vigorously with ones mouth upon the aft portions of dead and bloated seals on the beach. This is most commonly done by the most vile of canine species. A pre-sterilization process of urininating upon the carcass is also quite common, known as "seasoning". A North Atlantic variant is known as "The Digby Tug". Other similar activities are Carkrubbing (frottage), Carkface Nuzzling, and the most rare, Carkspooning. They are all basically the canine interpretations of necrophilia.

"Wowzers, look at Digby go! He's a real champ at Carkhole Tugging! What a way to get the day started!"

by Nathanialowl September 9, 2013

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charkon

A legendary Pokemon it's inhabitance and type has been a mystery that no one has solved yet

Charkon

by Chaos_II September 19, 2013

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Claiken

Claiken Is Short for Clay Aiken; being absurd; annoying or ridiculous person; a judgmental person; someone who makes no sense.

Claiken is someone who acts in an overwhelming manner and may disturbing to others.

When i accidentally dropped butter on her kitchen floor,Kelly got really mad and started clAikenabout it. verb

Stewart ran around at work all night complaining about the littlest things. He is so Clay Aiken. adjective

by Claiken or Clay Aiken January 20, 2016

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