Ukulele Wanker

An extremely woke individual who attends protests / activism shit with a ukulele. This person is usually very entitled and delusional, not being able to see the real world, only what they would like to see.

Q: What did Daz Black call the Vegan Teacher?
A: A Ukulele Wanker

Ukulele Wanker by KittyKat Slater February 19, 2026

Aussie Wanker

When she lies under your bed and reaches up and and wanks you off

She gave me an Aussie wanker last night

Aussie Wanker by Aussie wanker March 18, 2026

LinkedIn Wanker

A self-promoting person who really has no idea what they are saying or doing in the field.

People who were not on the project then write tons of articles and LinkedIn posts to show how cool they are, yet have no understanding of the field, are such LinkedIn Wankers.

LinkedIn Wanker by Viking9 April 12, 2026

Clanker Wanker

someone who strictly jerks it to AI porn

Did you hear about that dude who cheated on his gf with his AI pomni chatbot? total clanker wanker.

Clanker Wanker by periodshitlol May 9, 2026

Clanker wanker

Someone who overrelies on artificial intelligence to the point where they cannot form original thoughts of their own.

Joe: "Did you see that essay that Steve wrote? He kept rambling on about material we didn't even go over in class!"
Jim: "I'm pretty sure this is the third time he pulled it straight from ChatGPT. Honestly, he's such a clanker wanker."

Clanker wanker by Wetty Spaghetti May 26, 2026

Big Fat Wanker Dyke 

This is a term given to people who are often abnormally tall and will, without question, eat anything. This can be anything from leftovers to jars of brine.

They have a strange tendency to wear sunglasses indoors in a futile attempt to cover up the damage of the previous evening, often spent with short chavs.

The sister term, 'bellend', which summarises the above, is sometimes used when time is of the essence, or to finish off a sentence which already includes the term, Big Fat Wanker Dyke

"Look at that Big Fat Wanker Dyke eating everyone's leftovers and drinking that brine from the finished olive jar, what a total bellend."

"I know. It's a good job she's wearing her sun glasses indoors though, otherwise she'd look proper hanging. No doubt was with that short chav again!"

Big Fat Wanker Dyke by J Bizzness Time August 22, 2011

Little willie wanker 

A small person. That appears alot younger than they are.
Usually found hanging out with adolescents. Hangs out alot round public toilets.
Has a little willie.

That blokes cock is tiny!
He's a little willie wanker!

Little willie wanker by Jizznote August 20, 2013