Soften the Cheese

Performing favors for a compatriot in order to receive desired attention often involving alcohol.

Ryan wouldn't invite me to his going away party until I soften the cheese with a new bottle of bourbon.

by Squach June 1, 2012

Weed Cheese

When you do a triple-backflip and land on your hard penis and start using it like a pogo stick.

"Woah dude, sick Weed Cheese!"
"Thanks, I've been practicing!"

by anyything June 27, 2022

Steaming The Cheese

Holding in your farts.

That flight was 5 hours and I was steaming the cheese the whole time!

by BixiBite April 5, 2011

Maximum Cheese

When a man put a mound of Dick Cheese in and Woman's Vagina and mushes it jury sex

I Maximum Cheesed your mother last night

by The Big Cheeser 123 December 18, 2020

Button cheese

1. Button cheese is the stuff that’s on your butthole after you wipe your ass.

2. Button cheese also can come from your belly button

You smell like button cheese

by Bo023ots July 18, 2019

Cheese Turtle

An uncircumcised micropenis with yellow smegma

"Hey how's your cheese turtle problem doing?"
"I thought I told you not to talk about it in public!"
"Not my fault you weren't circumcised and don't know how to wash your tiny dick. That yellow smegma is gross"

by SouLLesS April 26, 2015

Pencil Cheese

Smegma. Penile cream cheese. Knob cheese. Dick cheese. Ripe and typically under the foreskin and around the bellend.

I pulled back my foreskin and spotted a motherload of pencil cheese.

by Eaton Holgoode December 7, 2018