festerous

Meaning to decay and cause discomfort. To become painful or infected, or becomes worse as time passes.

The sound became festerous.

My job is festerous.

by Ares2014 May 23, 2014

festivefart

farting after someone else farted and blaming it on them

Jim: *farts* Excuse me! >.<
John: Nasty! *farts*
John: again?
Jim: It wasn't me!
Jo: Wow, you are such a festivefart, John!

by Spiritology December 13, 2014

festiary

a collection of stories about feasts and festivals.

She is hooked on an Aesopian festiary.

by Uttam Maharjan 2 December 17, 2014

festitution

Buying an event ticket for the opposite sex, kowing you're going to get laid afterwards

"Jake bought Anne tickets to an event later this month." "Do you think she's in festitution?"

by Guetzi January 13, 2015

festurbate

To masturbate at a party or some other festivity.

Depressed that he had no one to hook up with at the New Years party, John withdrew into the guest room and festurbated.

by kingbumii May 7, 2015

Festivus opening

An act of closeted homosexual relations between a scruffy straight man and a metrosexual in denial.

I should not have gotten into that festivus opening last, I will be sore for days and I can't, nay won't, wear sweatpants.

by Patty90 March 27, 2016

Fester

A person or a group (Festers) of people attending Coachella festival. Now referred to as Coachella.

Festers have landed in Indio, ready to brave the sand and party to the music!

by BabyKan June 9, 2016