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Festivus opening
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An
act
of closeted
homosexual
relations between a
scruffy
straight man and a metrosexual in denial.
I should not have gotten into that festivus opening last, I will be
sore
for days
and I can't, nay
won
't, wear sweatpants.
Festivus opening
by
Patty90
March 27, 2016
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