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Festivus opening
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An act of closeted
homosexual
relations
between a scruffy
straight man
and a metrosexual in denial.
I should not have gotten into that
festivus
opening last,
I will be
sore for days and I can't, nay won't, wear
sweatpants
.
by
Patty90
March 27, 2016
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