Pussy Whipping Cream 

When two lesbians put cream on their pussies and scissor so fast and hard that the cream gets whipped. The result of this is some fresh pussy-flavored whipped cream. An intense lesbian couple would actually lick the whipped cream off their partner's pussy.

Jane "Hey, wanna make some pussy whipping cream?"

Karly "what?"

Jane "You know, we can even lick it off each other's pussies!"

Karly "Okay, sounds like fun!"

Pussy Whipping Cream by Midgettamer123 March 7, 2009

rough tough cream puff

One of the many, many priceless contributions from R. Crumb - perhaps passed along by this misanthropic genius from someone else. It refers to a male with a ferocious posture, threatening gaze and aggressive stance, but a guy who will actually cave in and whimper when faced down in earnest.

Her hero was in fact a rough tough cream puff: he would threaten others and put on a big show but somehow never managed to get into actual fights. He was big and belligerent but basically a coward.

rough tough cream puff by Byron Black July 11, 2007

Oatmeal Cream Pie

The act of giving a girl a creampie, promptly pulling out and throwing a handful of oatmeal on it.

I went to eat some oatmeal this morning, but then remembered that I used the rest of it last night when I did the Oatmeal Cream Pie to that girl from the party.

Oatmeal Cream Pie by tatersalad303 September 27, 2010

Ice Cream 

The stuff that makes my head hurt when i eat too much of it... stupid fucker

Ice cream is not batfink

Ice Cream by Mr A and Miss S August 16, 2009

Shaving Cream

When a man cums in a woman's hand and then smacks her in the face with the same hand.

"Dude, I shaving creamed that chick last night right before I straight razored her. It was awesome!"

Shaving Cream by pizzle83 October 24, 2009

ice cream sandwich sex 

sex that you have had in the past that you would totally trade for an ice cream sandwich now

"so sex with him was really that bad?"
"yah dude, it was ice cream sandwich sex"

ice cream sandwich sex by poprockzancrack May 18, 2013

Double Scoop Them Ice Cream Titties 

When one sees a woman's bosom and is so enticed he compares them to not one but two scoops of ice cream titties.

Comes in many flavors: titties and cream, oreo titties, neapolotitties, tittiemisu....

Jeff: Wow, i would scoop that
Bob: Well, i would double scoop them ICE CREAM TITTIES
Jeff: I don't know. I've never really gone for chocolate.

Double Scoop Them Ice Cream Titties by fat kid in movies June 20, 2011