Severe underbite

Severe underbite -- when it smells like pussy but it tastes like shit.

She smells great but tastes funny -- I must have severe underbite.

by Al Berich October 3, 2020

legs under the table

An ancient italian phrase developed to confuse chinese adversaries in gastronomic battle, particularly when said by men to women.

CF: Lunch?

IM: What time were you guys thinking? Legs under the table?
CF: Huh?

by a18n October 10, 2020

paid under the table

Paid under the table

Paid under the table

by anonymous December 15, 2020

eat under table

Meaning in Jamaica a man who licks and sucks a woman's vagina.

Yes I catch you having oral sex. I thought you said you never ever eat under table

by Awadatsah December 27, 2020

Pogo under the stairs

A dance which often involes a sore head also a sex act involving a man, woman and a stick or phallic object

Oh wow my date gave me a pogo under the stairs...it was amazing!

by Whiskeytango January 11, 2021

Lying under the span

Having a woman sit on your face

I was lying under the span. With my gf all night last night.it was great.

by 4realazitgits March 16, 2021

Candida Underbrush

A hair vagina(quite possibly with a yeast infection/foul odor.

"I went down on her candida underbrush. The trip was hardly worth the stay."

by Dean Whittacker May 17, 2021