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One of the most intelligent absolutely gorgeous woman you will ever meet. She is a combination of sassy, bossy, and stubborn. A loyal friend to those that prove they are just as loyal. Very protective of those she loves. She is level headed and trustworthy. Her beauty and awesome attitude leads to many wanting to be in her life and those that have been in her life once never want to be without her.
Candida is somebody that I will never forget, if I had to be left in the world with just one person I would chose her.

I have never been loved as much as I had been by Candida.
Candida by firefly2007 October 29, 2011
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she is so cândida!
cândida by thbic November 21, 2021

Candida Storm 

A furious influx of Candida sp. yeast in the vagina. Can result from Molasses Contra.. Symptoms include burning and itching.
Totally had a Molasses Contra Scandal with my girlfriend, now she is experiencing a Candida storm.
Candida Storm by DamnitCamn July 4, 2011

Candida Underbrush 

"I went down on her candida underbrush. The trip was hardly worth the stay."

Tea Party Candidate 

n. A wannabe politician who is an unemployed tax dead beat who performs witchcraft and earns money through farm subsidies in Minnesota.
Michelle is running for Congress, she says the government spends too much money, but she has a "farm" that gets paid to grow nothing. Now she wants a highly paying gig as a congresswoman. I thought she hated government, she must be a Tea Party Candidate.

fake candid

Picture that appears to be candid, but is actually posed.

Pretending to be unaware that a photo is being taken.
You see someone taking sneaky candids? Better force some laughter/smile or look pensive.
"Her instagram is full of fake candid pics!"
fake candid by deacon frost November 24, 2014
Canidae is the scientific name for canine. Animals belonging to the family Canidae include wolves, foxes, jackals, coyotes and dogs.
Person 1: What does Canidae mean?
Person 2: Canine, basically dogs.
Canidae by FlushedToilet May 16, 2011