Selfie Shock

The unexpected sensation one gets when using their phone to take a picture, only to discover that they left the camera in selfie mode.

Ohh, I want a picture of,… who the hell is that? Oh, it’s just me giving myself a Selfie Shock

by Jfman August 30, 2018

Tesla Shocker

“Two in the b-hole, one in the p-hole.”

A sexual act similar to the shocker, except instead of inserting two fingers into the vagina and one finger into the anus, two fingers are inserted into the anus and one finger into the urethra.

Elon Musk is about to be giving the Tesla Shocker to bitches on the hyper-loop.

by AnneFranksUncle September 5, 2018

Cock Shocked

When you are surprised to find someone has had sex with a man

Wow! I can't believe my ex, Carson, had sex with a man! I'm cock shocked!

by Krystal696969 September 6, 2018

Student Shock-Absorber

One who is repetitively kicked in the stomach, with subsequent gut-wrenching anxiety, while remaining upright and wearing a fake smile. AKA: the college years.

“My friends were amazed that I was one of those student shock-absorbers and lived to talk about it. I did manage to get my degree. Yay for me!” - said flatly

by Dr Isaac September 16, 2018

Shell Shock

A video game, popular in Middle School

RYAN: Let's play Shell Shock!
JEFF: I will make the map.
RYAN: Wait! Mr. Hobbs is right over there! Wait until he can not see your screen!

by viviecho October 2, 2018

shipping-shock

The opposite of "sticker-shock" --- it's what you feel when you are all ready to happily send in an online order to a company that offers its merchandise insanely cheaply, only to then nearly have your eyebrows fly off when you see the astronomically-outrageous postage and handling fee that they wanna charge you to ship said order... THAT'S how they are making their profits!

U.S. Plastics may indeed have fantastically low prices on many of its products, but it's the shipping-shock that'll kill ya.

by QuacksO October 31, 2018

Air Shocked

when your going up a long roller coaster then it drops, that feeling you get

I had a high drop and got Air Shocked

by anonymous smiley08 November 9, 2018