Someone who wishes their brain was strong like man. But let's estrogen run a little too hot and therfore the brain, in common parlance, becomes a pussy.
she kept complaining about this and that. so i said fuck that. I ain't banging no brain pussy no more.
by newton_in_montana March 15, 2023
by annahmalcookies May 16, 2014
A story that makes your head explode because it could have been over in about five minutes if one or more of the character(s) didn't have an IQ below room temperature.
It can also be caused when a character who is presented as being quite smart does something uncharacteristically stupid, and everything goes downhill from there.
It can also be caused when a character who is presented as being quite smart does something uncharacteristically stupid, and everything goes downhill from there.
Despite their legendary status, Shakespeare's plays are notorious for being massive brain drainers.
One example is Romeo and Juliet, which could have been over very quickly with no deaths if the two families just communicated with each other.
Another example is Julius Caesar, which would have ended after the death of Caesar if Brutus didn't decide to save Mark Antony because "he can't think for himself," and they didn't want people thinking they were terrorists. Long story short, he eventually found out that was a bad move when Antony suddenly dropped the façade and revealed that he is much more intelligent and independent than he seems.
One example is Romeo and Juliet, which could have been over very quickly with no deaths if the two families just communicated with each other.
Another example is Julius Caesar, which would have ended after the death of Caesar if Brutus didn't decide to save Mark Antony because "he can't think for himself," and they didn't want people thinking they were terrorists. Long story short, he eventually found out that was a bad move when Antony suddenly dropped the façade and revealed that he is much more intelligent and independent than he seems.
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 16, 2021
The opposite of a Big Brain.
someone who does someting realy stupid and therefore has a brain that works in mere bit/s
someone who does someting realy stupid and therefore has a brain that works in mere bit/s
*someone doesnt get an easy joke*
peson1: ahhhh i get it!
person2: what kind of bit brain do you have that that took you so long?
peson1: ahhhh i get it!
person2: what kind of bit brain do you have that that took you so long?
by Luxar September 27, 2019
The inability to concentrate on the simplest of tasks, because you're about to piss yourself.
Especially troublesome in career fields where intense concentration is required and you're stuck, literally, with "nowhere to go". Some such careers are pilot, surgeon, paramedic, and speed shooting competitor.
Especially troublesome in career fields where intense concentration is required and you're stuck, literally, with "nowhere to go". Some such careers are pilot, surgeon, paramedic, and speed shooting competitor.
While driving to an emergency:
Paramedic 1: "Hey man, I gotta take a piss real quick before we get to this call." (Jumps in the back)
Paramedic 2 (Driver): "What the..."
Paramedic 1: "Yeah man, didn't want to show up to a CPR with bladder brain!"
Paramedic 1: "Hey man, I gotta take a piss real quick before we get to this call." (Jumps in the back)
Paramedic 2 (Driver): "What the..."
Paramedic 1: "Yeah man, didn't want to show up to a CPR with bladder brain!"
by GrabTheGoBag November 12, 2019
Someone who is inherently extremely below-average intelligence and can be seemingly assumed to be as dumb as bark.
by ranch baby January 08, 2022
CNN, MSNBC, NPR, AP. A person with a worldview that is almost strictly made of information from the news networks listed above. Often easily offended while discussing politics or the economy.
by Larry V Hanbul August 11, 2023