King of Town 

An enormously fat dude who does nothing but eat. He wears a fake robe and a party city crown and calls himself king of Free Town, U.S.A. Yet, nobody likes him, for he is a loser.

Listen,*cough*, "your highness". We're about to egg the ever-living crap out of your castle, and it just wouldn't be as fun if you're standing right there.

Sure it will. On the count that I'm totally cool.

No you're not.

King of Town by Stiffy February 14, 2004

king james 

1.LeBron James

2.This guy from a bible

King (LeBron) James >>>>>>>>>>> King James

king james by L SSSSSSquared August 25, 2006

king kong dong 

the other day i fell on my penis while i got a boner and it swelled up into this monster. i called it king kong dong because it was so big. my mom laughed at me.

King Kong Dong wishes for you to pet him with your tongue. and feet. at the same time.

king kong dong by Uncle Jesse's Left Nut October 14, 2003

king ching fadoodle 

a word that means anything you want it to mean used for confusing people

I love your new king ching fadoodle, where did you get it?
-or-
Finish your king ching fadoodle so we can go outside.

king ching fadoodle by Holly January 10, 2005

King alal bobo 

Another B.S cert for those who actually work and can never find another sec in there life to spend on getting a cert they know nothing about.

Don - Hey I'm a CCIE, CCSP, CIPT-DS/OS/SS, CWLAN-DS/SS
what about you?

Tom - Hey well I'm a King Alal bobo, why don't you toss my salad.

King alal bobo by Capt Spanky October 2, 2007

King Wasabi 

Derek

Derek is King Wasabi.

King Wasabi by Michiyeaaaaa March 2, 2018

King me 

See checkmate

"Manchester United is a far better football club than Liverpool ever will be".

"Yeah, who has more Premierships? King me."

King me by Jenny Tulls. January 13, 2009