Take a jizz 

A term to use for masturbating.

I have to go take a jizz.

Take a jizz by Joseph smith123 December 14, 2017

sac of jizz 

a full hairy bag of white goo attached to your penis.

- aka your balls

"hey, you wanna feel my sac of jizz?"

sac of jizz by cuchillo May 25, 2021

Na'vi Jizz 

A tropical coktail so named because of it's cloudy, light blue color. Consists of:
1 oz. Dry Gin
2 oz. Vodka
1/2 oz. Blue curacao
1/2 cup Pina Colada mix
Ice
Pineapple Wedge/Maraschino Cherry, to serve

Shake gin, vodka, blue curacoa and pina colada together with ice in a cocktail shaker. Strain into a well-chilled cocktail glass and serve decorated with maraschino cherry or pineapple wedge.

"What's that you're drinkin' there?"
"Na'vi Jizz."
"Looks like it..."

Na'vi Jizz by randehay May 10, 2010

Minotaurian Flaming Jizz 

When a minotaur wizard becomes excited in an encounter, and unleashes a load of cum with fire like properties. Nothing can survive it.

After the Spider Necromancer delivered a crushing blow to the company's Cleric, Big Trev avenged the injury by unleashing his Minotaurian Flaming Jizz.

Minotaurian Flaming Jizz by Dazelda October 13, 2011

Weak-Jizz

A lameness that is only hinted at when one displays a lack of smoothness/thinking/tact.

Ex 1 Brian: Ah shit i forgot my wallet.
Aaron: Weak-jizz bro
Ex 2 Joseph: Man, that new Jessica Simpson song is off the chain.
HArry: That's weak-jizz Joe.
Ex 3 Tavo: I'm gettin back with my girl.
Brad: That my friend, is weak-jizz

Weak-Jizz by Brad, Griff, Tavo, John, Puccetti September 1, 2005

pink elephant jizz 

satan

pink elephant jizz is the work of satan

pink elephant jizz by Elephantslayer69 October 31, 2013

Sweaty Jizz Farmer 

Somebody who refers to Gardening in their excuse for not wanting to leave the house.

*on phone*
John: Hey you coming out today?
George: No sorry I need to help my dad mow the lawn.
John: Stop being such a Sweaty Jizz Farmer and come out.

Sweaty Jizz Farmer by AfroBurglar April 30, 2009