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Alabama Hen House

Similar to a Blumpkin, except that the girl is sitting on the toilet taking a poo or pee and giving oral to a guy that is standing up. It derives its name from the term chicken head, for the oral. Hen house refers to laying an egg, or taking a poo or pee. And Alabama... well if you put the name of a Southern State on something it just sound gross, but in a funny way.
Jenny gave Billy an Alabama Hen House last night, and I got it on film!
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House In Virginia 

An Acronym for HIV; Just as well as As I Die Slowly, stands for AIDS.
"He went to Barbados and came back with a 'House In Virginia'...."

house babe 

Carrie is Oscar's house babe.
house babe by AmeliaG May 26, 2005

waffle house 

A crappy diner where you can buy food or meth at 3 a.m.
John: Take me to the hospital, i just got stabbed outside the waffle house!

Scott: that sucks dude.
waffle house by hellspawn7469 August 10, 2009

road-house

(verb) A sexual act in which the man (or giving parter) lifts the woman (or receiving partner) off the ground and up against a wall (or solid object) in the missionary position and engages in intercourse; a position also known as the 'suspended congress' in the Kama Sutra.

This move is performed and popularized by Patrick Swayze in the 1989 film Road House.
The petite college co-ed achieved a heightened orgasmic climax after being vigorously road-housed by the brawny football player.
road-house by breablvd January 5, 2009

fuck-house

noun, a brothel

This noun refers to a house of prostitution.
The son of a bitch put his own daughters in a fuck-house.
fuck-house by Tiago Zuhr October 16, 2008

Red House 

Where black people and white people buy furniture
Go watch the commercial that Rhett and Link made for the Red House.