Donald Trump Has a Small Penis

It’s rhetorical satire—critiquing behavior viewed as dishonest and insecure, not making a literal or physical claim, although possible and probably.

Donald Trump has a small penis, and JD Vance is a bottom

Donald Trump Has a Small Penis by Nicksterguy May 2, 2026

The Donald Trump

The act when you talk up your sex game and making it seem like you're the greatest, but then fail miserably, bitch and blame Obama, democrats or illegal immigrants for your lack of skill and disappointing performance. May also call the woman fake news if criticized.

Girl: "I expected something satisfying, but you gave me The Donald Trump"
Guy: "Damn radical left, they ruin everything!"

The Donald Trump by Stormy Daniels October 9, 2019

The Donald Trump

When a person is passed out you shave the middle of their head and jizz in their hair and combover the bald spot

When JJ passed out from drinking we gave him The Donald Trump

The Donald Trump by Blood Massacre January 16, 2006

The Donald Trump

A small white penis that causes one to become nervous about any concept that involves size.

I wish I was black with a BBC, but I was born with the Donald Trump and now I spend all of my time convincing people that my hands are normal-sized.

The Donald Trump by Hanbin1100 December 30, 2018

The Donald Trump Effect 

When an accomplished individual becomes the target of a social media firestorm and general wave of hate. Generally caused by the individual doing/saying things that are generally frowned upon or disliked by a very vocal community. Usually results in two sided verbal conflict between opposing viewpoints.

Guy #1: "Hey, did you hear what happened to Elon Musk?"
Guy #2: "No. Did Space X do something cool?"
Guy #1: "He got hit with The Donald Trump Effect."
Guy #2: "NOT ELON!!!!"

The Donald Trump Effect by anonymous June 16, 2019

going for a donald trump 

The act of defecating, in this instance a particularly offensive shit, which leaves you red faced and blaming Muslims/Mexicans for the hot as fuck food

- Rhyming slang Having a 'Dump', Having a 'Trump', Having a Donald

Just gonna nip into KFC for a Donald Trump...

I always have my Donald at work...

Going for a Donald Trump after a messy night at Raj's is always emotional...

going for a donald trump by DiogenesofLondon May 4, 2016

The Donald Trump

When you start having heterosexual sex and then turn and have homosexual sex. Only to turn back around to having hetero sex to finish. While jerking off the homosexual

Hey Larry remember when we were gay ?
Hell yeah Marv I did The Donald Trump on your ass.
Good thing we like pussy now.

The Donald Trump by My pseudonym online July 10, 2018