South Dakota spring clean

When a chick gets on her knees and cleans your dick cheese with a can of air freshener while licking your asshole then wipes up the left over moisture and uses the residue to clean the house

Took the bitch home and she did a South Dakota spring clean. Took me by surprise

by Bobss842 March 12, 2026

South Dakota 2 Man

driving 13 hours to south dakota for a bitch ass who dont want me

i need to go on a south dakota 2 man and he still dont want me

by hoeassbitchpls February 20, 2025

South Dakota Dick Destroyer

The act of putting your penis into a blender and turning it on letting it shred then going and releasing the flesh within a 5 mile radius of Mount Rushmore.

"Dude I did a South Dakota Dick Destroyer last night and I still haven't recovered!"

by PenisTicker March 18, 2025

North Dakota

North Dakota, the land of no trees but a lot of bees! What isn't there to love! Oh yeah everything.

Tom : Yo wanna go to North Dakota?
Kyle : NO!

by Brad67ley July 21, 2025

South Dakota Windmill

A dangerous sex act in which the male partner penetrates the female partner while a third party is operating a motor vehicle and doing donuts in the parking lot or on an interstate. The man fucking her usually has her put her head out the window and the window is about halfway open so she doesn't fall out the car (hopefully) but no guarantees bc neither seat belts or protection is used in a South Dakota Windmill. The driver waits until both the man and woman are about to cum, then spins a MASSIVE counterclockwise donut which causes them to get heavy whiplash halfway head out the window , resulting in them appearing in a 'windmill' formation. That's how to do a South Dakota Windmill. Do not try at home , only ever attempt in South Dakota !

Jack was tired of watching Spongebob in his basement in Kentucky, so he called Amber and Joseph , his friends from South Dakota, and headed their way. Joseph spun them around the block while Jack gave Amber his big ol cock. Amber was screamin so loud that North Dakota could hear it. Her head was spinning all night from a good old fashioned South Dakota Windmill.

by SantaSaysHoeHoeHoe July 21, 2025

North Dakota Roadrunner

The act of picking up a male hitchhiker, killing them, raping them, chopping of the head and using it as an oral sex toy. Then sucking the fluid out of the deceased butthole. Then running away on foot.

The police couldn’t find the horny local on a North Dakota Roadrunner spree.

by Kole Fitzcharleson July 27, 2025

North Dakota numbing cream

The act of sitting on your hand for several minutes until it becomes numb. Once that occurs, you proceed to masturbate with it for immense pleasure and relief.

Today I rushed home from soccer practice in order to enjoy a North Dakota numbing cream

by Riccardo_Di_Leo September 18, 2025