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ukie cookie

1.When one jizz's on a cookie and then proceeds to slam said cookie into some ones face with considerable amount of force.
2.It can also be used as and insult.
Scheff stop being a fag or ill give you a ukie cookie you wont for get.
by LordPiggyinton March 8, 2005
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Jew Cookie

1. a rude name you call a person when they are anoying you.
2. Also a name you can call people when they dont agree with your notions.
Kyle- "I dont believe that obama will make a good president."
James- " Oh shut the f**k up kyle, your just being a jew cookie. and where do cookies go?? IN THE OVEN!
by Hitlers_Angel March 28, 2009
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want a cookie

another way a girl asks a guy if he wants to have sexual relations. Usually all the way to intercourse.
guy and girl are hanging out in bedroom

guy: I'm bored

girl: Want a cookie?
sexual relations ensue
by Cookie Lady September 12, 2009
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cookie gobbler

when a man is having hardcore sex doggy style and the man places a plate of cookies on her back and eats them when he has finished he takes the crumbs and stuffs them up her vagina to return to eat them later
by jack and emily December 29, 2008
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Cookies and Cream

1. The black and white speckled area revealed after removing a portion of a cigarette filter (most often a white filter and beyond a dotted line)

2. The swampy substance created by cumming on a girl's back after doggystyle sex and using the cum pool as an ash tray
Look, Mike! I found the cookies and cream in this crappy foreign cigarette.

Angie, the curves of your back make a fine vessel for the cookies and cream I've just deposited.
by mike_hawk_69 August 12, 2009
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Fortune cookie

Toilet paper that is stuck in your wife's ass-crack.
Last night I rolled my wife over for some booty time and saw she had a fortune cookie.
by Frank Palace November 23, 2011
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thunder cookies

Pussy; complimented by big thighs.
I smashed Boomquisha, Shequanda, and Keisha last night. Damn! They all got bomb ass thunder cookies!"
by Lyzard December 5, 2013
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