Definitions by Lyzard

anal nugget 

(ay-nul nuh-get)
A piece of excrement left upon a mans penis gained through anal sex

Man 1: "woah man, was smashing lydia's back door in last night, it was really good until i got home!"
Man 2: "why bro, did she suck your toe or something?"
Man 1: "nah, she left an anal nugget on the top of my dick"

anal nugget by Lyzard September 6, 2016

thunder cookies 

Pussy; complimented by big thighs.

I smashed Boomquisha, Shequanda, and Keisha last night. Damn! They all got bomb ass thunder cookies!"

thunder cookies by Lyzard December 5, 2013

buttchapped

When your bf/gf, companion, or famiy member gets really upset at something stupid and you just want to slap them silly for being so retarted.

"NO! I don't wanna smoke another bowl!-Steven
"Dayummm homie got fuckin buttchapped.."-Lyzard

buttchapped by lyzard February 24, 2008