tamed

a) to get owned.
b) to get whipped.

a)
A: Yo. I heard you lost to a noob.

B: ..yeah..

A: Dude. TAMED, BITCH!

b)
C: Yo. I heard you're ditching movie night to meet your in-laws.

D: ..yeah..

C: Dude. TAMED, BITCH!

by ngarkyy June 6, 2009

executive time

Time better spent by stable geniuses, such as watching Fox TV or tweeting.

Had to reschedule world peace initiatives, as they conflicted with my executive time.

by Bronx Brent January 8, 2018

tied stick

You know the stuff that is tied to a stick

I even smoked that Tied Stick

by Anonymous June 10, 2003

Peanut Butter Jelly Time

Peanut Butter Jelly Time is a "Booty House" song produced by DJ Chipman from The Buckwheat Boyz.

It is speculated that the song is referencing a car with a purple paint job, brown leather interior, and wood grain steering wheel & trim. The peanut butter is the brown leather interior, the jelly is the purple paint job, and the baseball bat is the wood grain steering wheel & trim. DJ Chipman continues to say "now there he go," and "where he at," throughout the song, referring to the person driving this car.

The song was used for an internet meme on Albino Black Sheep, created by Ryan Etrata, and inspired by Kevin Flynn. The meme featured a dancing banana shaking maracas, including "IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!," in yellow text.

After the success of the meme, Family Guy featured a skit where Brian tries to cheer up Peter by performing the song in a banana suit.

That Family Man show ripped off Ryan Etrata by doing their own version of the Peanut Butter Jelly Time song.

by iambum November 10, 2009

Time Porn

N.Sitcoms with characters with great apartments and fabulous wardrobes but enjoying obscene amounts of free time.

See also 'Seinfeld'

by Noel S. December 4, 2003

Time Magazine

A spineless magazine that has just been proven to be a puppet for the ruling elite, by electing Mark Zuckerberg as 2010 Person of the Year, who got 18,353 votes and placed 10th, to Julian Assange's 382,024 votes, who placed 1st, and ahead by 148,387 votes of second place's Recep Tayyip Ergodan, the Prime Minister of Turkey as of 2010.

I have lost all my respect for Time Magazine.

by tylerdurden89 December 16, 2010

harvest time in the zucchini patch

A coloqial term used to dicreetly tell your women that your ready to give her the stiffy stab.

Hey Baby,
It's harvest time in the zucchini patch. Would you pound that daquiri so we can get out of here.

by Max L. May 16, 2007