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platitude salad 

The language used when members of the Democratic Party talk to their constituents. This language is intended to galvanize a populace to vote for a particular Democratic party member as it appears to be a lead-in to more progressive policy. However, this is followed by zero substance, no legitimate policy, deafening silence and inaction which bewilders and misleads the general public. Make no mistake of it, this is totally intentional as the Democratic party does not care about you unless it's correlated to lining their own filthy pockets.
Hillary Clinton's entire presidential platform was a gigantic platitude salad. She had nothing to offer real Americans who were struggling, and lost to a narcissistic idiot loudmouth moron who has never even eaten a salad in their lifetime.

ceaser salad 

The act of licking your partner's anus right after they make a bowel movement, without wiping.
My girl ate my ceaser salad last night.
ceaser salad by Roshan Optimus Prime February 23, 2006

burnt salad

The explanation or burnt salad is when you keep salad in the oven WAY! to long

Nigerian Salad 

the act of shaving yours and/or your sexual partners pubic hairs, placing them in the belly-button and then ingesting the mixture.
Boy1: Bro, what's the most fucked up sexual thing you've done?
Boy2: eating a Nigerian Salad off your sister.
Nigerian Salad by Tastysalad5 March 22, 2011

Toss salad 

The act of destroying a house during a search warrant
Man, those cops sure know how to toss salad.
Toss salad by Yo-momma123 December 7, 2016

double salad 

similar to bumping clams, when two ani are touching and smashing...
Hey, tonight instead of tossing my salad, lets do a double instead, and then we can break out the double dong
double salad by Willis January 29, 2004