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Tsla put 

What you buy when you are allergic to money
I bought this tsla put and got margin called.
Tsla put by Dstonks August 30, 2021
Related Words
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If it's swimmin put a lemon. 

A restaurant phrase used when a garnish or lemon is placed with a dish that has some sort of fish.
Cook: "Order up!"
Server: "Thanks dude."

Cook: "Hey man, If it's swimmin put a lemon."

Go put sunflower seeds in your pocket 

A clever, roundabout way of telling someone to go to Hell. Inspired by this elderly Ukrainian lady who walked straight up to Russian soldiers, passing out sunflower seeds and saying "put these seeds in your pocket so that sunflowers will grow when you die here."
Your mother, your father, your lineage, your existence, go put sunflower seeds in your pocket, and most importantly, FUCK YOU!

never put a hat on a bed 

Superstition. (Cowboy superstition)

Invokes bad luck, injury, or death.
As seen in 'Urban Cowboy': Never put a hat on a bed

Can I put My balls in your jaw? 

Can I put My balls in your jaw?

hang put 

Man me and my girlfriend just did some crazy hangputting.

Hey you want to hang put?
hang put by Matt Smidt February 22, 2009