butt pirate

One who raids and plunders one's rectum/colon/anus.

Alex is a Butt Pirate.

by Eura Phagg November 18, 2006

butt pickle

1 usually offensive : a person affected with idiocy
2 : a foolish or stupid person

"Hey, butt pickle, shut yer yapper before I stick my foot up yer poop chute."

by KWB March 14, 2005

butt jelly

a gelatinous substance excreeted from the anus, particularly a dogs anal gland
(appearance of transclucent, solidified gravy)

"Dear god, is thAT BUTT JELLY?"

by anonymous March 19, 2005

butt virgin

one who has never had butt sex.

After federal prison, you might not be a butt virgin anymore if bubba get a hold of you.

by BV4life January 23, 2007

Butt blowing

The act of licking a butthole and blowing air into it, then having the person with a butt full or air fart it back into your mouth, sometimes farting small chunks of dung into your mouth.

"I gave this girl a butt blowing last night and it was so hot"
"Oh damn did she blow chunks into your mouth?"

"Yeah it was awesome"

by Kitten1013 September 15, 2016

butt sharpie

The act of putting Sharpie markers in one's anus. The more the merrier. Use as many colors as possible in one sitting.

I love seeing all the colors in that girls ass. Those Butt Sharpies are like an assrainbow.

by Analbum cover March 07, 2014

butt cleavage

1. to make the butt cheeks purse together 2. to situate onesefl so that surplus butt pops over the top of one's pants

When a girl with a big butt sits on a barstool with her thong all "accidentally" hanging out.

by Amber January 19, 2004