Ass-kittens

(Ass-kytt-uhns) n. 1. A term reflective of a situation in which something good comes out of a bad situation. Ass-kittens is generally used as the thing that is positive when it comes from a bad situation.

"Social and economic awareness were the ass-kittens of 9/11."

Ass-kittens by AnVillain July 20, 2009

ass-backwards 

1. moving backwards

2. hopelessly misguided, doing everything wrong

The way people are processing the information is totally ass-backwards.

ass-backwards by The Return of Light Joker December 19, 2011

ass to fabric

When someone isn't wearing panties or underwear and their ass funk is making contact with their pants, shorts.

Bro she's not wearing any underwear. ..
Straight ass to fabric bro

ass to fabric by Guamanian invasion July 19, 2014

ass vape 

To deposit silent but deadly butt gas in someone's face when they are not expecting it...To deposit silent but deadly butt gas in someone's face when they are not expecting it...

I just hit that table of diners with some sick ass vape when I walked by...

ass vape by FrankL69 December 7, 2014

Ass Grabbing Month 

If you’re feeling a little bit saucy, the month of October is Ass Grabbing Month. This is where a girl or guy reaches for that ass and then you grab it

Yo dude! It’s Ass Grabbing Month!

Ass Grabbing Month by reddoesathing September 30, 2019

Ass Bomb 

A classification of fart that is so bad that it may very well be a weapon of mass destruction (WMD). Types of Ass Bombs include but are not limited to:

Nuclear Fart- Extremely loud and can fill a room in seconds. If you hear one hide under your desk in the fetal position to minimize bodily harm.

Silent But Deadly (SBD)- As the name suggest, this comes with a silencer. The range is randomized but either way your are screwed. Great for a farting gift.

The Biochem- The best part about this one is it stays in one area at a certain altitude.

The ASSassin- Get it? Ass? Anyway at the expense of only being affective at pointblank, this can clean metal.

Dude 1: Dude I thought we made a truse!!

Dude 2: What are you talking about?

Dude 1: Stop shooting your ass bombs at me!!!!

Ass Bomb by TheTypoPoopcicle May 30, 2009

Ass Valet 

After you take a duece in the crapper, someone ELSE comes to wipe your ass.

You've got a nasty case of the 'rice water' shits...."Send in the ass valet...PRONTO"

Ass Valet by Michelle June 25, 2004