toe poo

when you wear your shoes with no sock then it gets all gunky on your toes

Eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww i've got toe poo!!!

by Haley Lamberton January 16, 2010

ox toe

when a guys pants are too tight and his balls are squished and you can see definition

like camel toe for a woman, but ox toe is for a man

by Miss Flav June 9, 2010

Corn Toe

vigorous sex till his or hers big toe gets hard and they scream corn toe. You can usually get corn toe's over anything in the world like sluts, hookers, faggots, dirt bikes, mud trucks, etc. ANYTHING! Besides that corn toes are fucking amazing!

I fucked that bitch last night so hard her big toe got so hard and she screamed CORN TOOOOOOOOOOEEE!

Or:

Buck, that dirt bike gave me a CORN TOE!

by redneck166 July 2, 2012

STUB ONE'S TOE

the application of an exorbitant quantity of cologne to one's body, thus making one smell like a French harlot. The implication being that when one has taken the cap off of a cologne bottle, he must have stubbed his toe, thus causing him to spill a shit load of it on his body as if he took a bath in the stuff.

Did you smell Jake this morning? The sumbitch must have "stubbed his toe."

by weave March 27, 2003

toe down

adj. opposite of toe up; real fly, kick-ass

Ain't no one more toe down than Isabel, she fly as shit.

by Bobby Naugle February 12, 2004

bugger the toe

Refers to a bedroom game in Britain. Heard of it while playing a video sex trivia game in a tavern when I was a child eating there in restaurant. Refers to game in which object is to win by buggering your partner with your big toe.

Me and my girl got drunk last night started fooling around in bed and playfighting but then we started playing bugger the toe. Anyhow, she ended up with a bleeding anal sphincter and I have a perforated rectum from her long sharp toenails as a result of our lack of preparation before our intoxicated game of bugger the toe. Next time were going to cut and file our toenails, wash our feet, and use a little lube.

by Filthy Sanchez September 29, 2005

toe up

1. Toe up is a term made popular in the teen dramady, "Clueless." Dione says that Ty is "... toe up; our stock would plummet." Meaning that Ty is lousy and useless, not to mention detrimental to social status. 2. Also can be taken as "upside down."

1. That guy is toe-up. Don't hang with him.
2. I was so toe-up for Paul, I can't believe he likes Shelly instead.

by Dude November 23, 2004