The strict guidelines for being a cool kid. If you break these, you're not a cool kid.
1) never answer your texts so when
people take your phone, you seem REALLY cool because you have a lot of messages.
2) on IG DMs, never comment or hit "like". The person who sent it most likely isn't cool enough to deserve your
heart icon
3) always have your own sense of "fashion". When other
people tell you that you look like a fucknugget, pretend that you
don't know What they're talking about
4) dress to kiss up to the teachers
5) when you give out tbhs, always say to
people that aren't cool enough for you that we should talk sometime. In real life, ignore them completely
6) try to act
black. When you're a white cool kid, this makes you look EVEN COOLER
7) make up problems in your life to get a lot of attention. Most cool kids think they never get enough attention, so if you're a cool kid TRY TO ATTRACT AS MUCH ATTENTION AS POSSIBLE. If at all possible, try to create as much drama as possible while doing this.
8) insult yourself to make other
people give you compliments. This is also because you cool kids HATE to be the center of attention and
don't like drama AT ALL.
9) shit around in class all year with your cool friends and the latest iPhone and then cry that you got an F on your report card. Like the above, call yourself stupid so other
people will compliment you.
10) THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE: deny all of this and bitch at
people who say otherwise
