Happy Jizz 

When a man jizzes, whether just slightly or a full on orgasm, out of sheer happiness with no sexual pleasure involved

Dude my girlfriend bought me some fresh Adidas. I think I just happy jizzed. Now I need some fresh boxers

Happy Jizz by Alollipoplover254 February 1, 2015

Anal Jizz 

When someone cums inside your butt, but it comes out soon after or later after mixing with shit

After I cummed in my girl, she had some nasty anal jizz, it was brown and rank

Anal Jizz by Dengo August 6, 2015

Phantom Jizz 

When you ejaculate and you feel semen hit a certain part of your body but no matter how much you look, it's not there.

person 1: i swear i just came on my leg bro, but it's not there!
person 2: d-dude... it's a phantom jizz..

Phantom Jizz by kool_mike November 17, 2017

cotton jizz 

1) Jizz that is super stringy.
2) When you jizz in the shower or bath and the water washes away the fluidy part of the jizz, only to leave the stringy stuff behind.

Dude, I was super high and decided to go on one of those urban dictionary/wikipedia deep dives. I read "cotton jizz" when I saw a list with both "cottonize" and "cotton jaw." I chuckled to myself, decided to make up a definition, and then wrote this on urban dictionary.

cotton jizz by reallyfastwind August 30, 2018

Juice Jizz 

The accidental occurrence of E-juice spilling or drizzling it's way over parts of your vape you deem undesirable, usually when refilling your tank.

"Great, now there's juice jizz all over my vape."
"I forgot the lid and now there's juice jizz all over my backpack."

Juice Jizz by StrangeDeucey June 27, 2019

the JIZZ’s 

The JIZZ’s (Juristrictive Informants of Zulu and Zanzibar) are a not so elite opponents to the GAYS (the Global Assault Yeet Squad) but they help the BBC’s (Bolivian Battlement Camp).

the JIZZ’s soldier: Oh no! The GAYS are coming with the tactical technique of the ‘Head Spine’!
BBC soldier: The GAYS will be too much!

the JIZZ’s by British-Guy January 10, 2020

creamy jizz baby 

a baby that your mom shit out of her ass that was recently filled with 12 gallons of black semen and then after the baby is out he proceeds to eat the cum then the dad comes back and eats the chocolate cum covered baby

i love creamy jizz baby cause my dad gave me one

creamy jizz baby by dirty jizz baby May 5, 2022