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facebook stalk

verb, a way of learning more about a person you know (or don't know), by reading their wall posts, information, or viewing their pictures, all anonymously.
1) This girl in my chem class is cute, i will have to facebook stalk her to find out more about her.
2) I found this guy i have never met before on facebook, i will have to facebook stalk him to learn more...
by l3ftyman November 3, 2007
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facebitching

a person that uses status updates on facebook to bitch and complain about their problems.
"Did you see Steve's status about his car breaking down?"
"God, I Know. He's facebitching again."
by tshu4 August 6, 2009
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north face kid

A North Face kid is a wearer of the very expensive clothing line The North Face. They are made up of pre-teens, teens, and college students that are very rich and very spoiled all through out their life. They often talk about how much they love the outdoors but rarely ever step foot out of there million dollar homes.
"Hey! look there's that George with his new North Face jacket"

"Yea hes a total douche, he just got back from Australia with his family for the weekend, not to mention his parents just bought him a new Jeep"

"What a north face kid, douche"
by Miles1731 January 1, 2009
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Booker-Facing

When you act surprised when somebody tells you something you already learned via facebook stalking.
Guy 1: Hey man Lisa was just telling me about how she went to Cancun this summer.

Guy 2: Dude haven't you looked at her Cancun photo album like 9 times?

Guy 1: Yeah but I couldn't let her know that, so I was booker-facing like a boss
by Friendddd September 11, 2011
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Alternative facts

Lies or made up facts when the truth or facts make 'The Donald' or 'Team Trump' look negative
"Angered by the media's portrayal of inauguration crowds, President Trump's new press secretary, Sean Spicer, espoused a few easily disproved facts during his first news conference — eliciting groans from critics wary of four years of what Trump adviser Kellyanne Conway referred to as 'alternative facts.'", as reported by CNN.
by Indian on Indian Road January 22, 2017
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Facebookship

A relationship based soley on facebooking. No in-person, phone, or text conversations ever take place.
It's torture to only have a facebookship with Amy. I'd really like to meet her for lunch one day.
by Amy's Dude June 24, 2009
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Facebook Homo

A young man with latent homosexual tendencies who is in denial but uses other young men's Facebook accounts to indulge in anal/penile fantasy action.
That Oliver is such a Facebook Homo. He's always using Mat's Facebook to express his desires. I wish he'd just come out and we'd all be happy.
by Garry Ladd January 28, 2010
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