The Breath Of Versailles

When you have an abscess on your tailbone and when it pops, you do not take a suppository.

Person 1: Hey, have yo had an abscess before?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good, I will call you The Breath Of Versailles.

by TheGravelDesign January 5, 2025

The Breath Of Versailles

When you 10/90 guess on a test.

Person 1: Hey, do you guess on tests?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good, you are The Breath Of Versailles

by TheGravelDesign January 5, 2025

The Breath of Versailles

When you 90/10 guess on a mathematical test.

Person 1: Hey, do you guess on tests?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: Okay..The Breath Of Versailles.

by TheGravelDesign January 5, 2025

The Breath Of Versailles

When you have a herniated lumbar disk.

Person 1: Hey...do you have a herniated lumbar disk.
Person 2: Uhh...yes.
Person 1:K...you are The Breath Of Versailles

by TheGravelDesign January 5, 2025

The Breath Of Versailles

When you parkour roll on a roof.

Person 1: Hey..do you like parkour rolling on a roof?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are The Breath Of Versailles

by TheGravelDesign January 5, 2025

The Breath Of Versailles

When you guess on a mathematical test

Person 1: Hey, do you guess on mathematical tests?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: You are The Breath Of Versailles

by TheGravelOfASoler January 5, 2025

The Breath Of Marseilles

What I call homo-sapiens who have tattoos.

Person 1: Hey..do you have tattoos.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...You are The Breath Of Marseilles.

by TheGravelDesign January 5, 2025