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breachlan

breachlan is a lan party based in aberdeen scotland.
breachlan is enjoyed by many and people travel far and wide to attend.
the attendees play pc and console games for whole weekend often without sleep. much fun is had
Steve: Are we going to the next breachlan
Bob: hell yeah, lets go frag us some noobs
by PseudoPhreak May 17, 2006
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Breaching

When your poop is so large that it breaks the surface tension of the water from below. (similar in concept to how a whale or a submarine “breaches” the water)
Dude, that was the biggest turd of my life! Look! It’s even breaching!
by The Brof3ssor November 8, 2020
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brachlan

The common nickname of gay, furry, faggots that are in the 5 stages of grief and denial. They also identify as Brendan and participate in many furry activities
"Don't be a Brachlan"
"Brachlan is the worst"
"If u continue doing this, you'll end up being a Brachlan"
"Brachlan is a cunt"
by Canadian_Muscle93 May 11, 2017
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Breachfinger

A poop stained finger, usually the index, gotten accidentally when toilet paper tears while wiping.
When the last scrap of toilet paper tore during my wiping, I received a seriously smelly case of breachfinger.
by bellyonyoback March 18, 2008
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beachlands

the single most ruthless place in the world
"lets go to beachlands"

"i heard they have a beachuth goat"
by kingbeachlands February 8, 2008
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Beachlands

Beachlands (Beach-Lands)
This small suburb found in manukau of New Zealand is said to be one of the most ruthless places in the world. it has its own school, a couple of dairies and a few other shops. really it could be called its own country, but for a lot of us we call it home. it is also home to what is called "BeachUth" which is the most ruthless youth group on our planet. all though i think that it is more of a race then a youth group.

Beachlands... simply the most ruthless place in exsistance
Just because i live in "Beachlands" doesn't mean i smoke weed

I think i saw the BeachUth goat in "Beachlands"
by Cameron O'Byrne June 20, 2009
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breaching turtle

noun; Known regionally as "mustachious dollarous amphibious," the breaching turtle is a somewhat timid creature that can be commonly found relaxing stage-side at area strip clubs. It is not uncommon to see anywhere between 2-5 breaching turtles occupying the same dimly lit corner. The breaching turtle spends most of its time with its head safely concealed within its t-shirt-like shell (*note: breaching turtles have the ability to remain submerged for up to as many as 3 Def Leppard songs). A breaching turtle will remain concealed until its insatiable appetite for titty resin causes it to burst forth, craning its long neck in the direction of its prey. The breaching turtle utilizes a dollar bill held firmly between its nose and mouth to lure in the stripper it desires. Upon having titties rub in its face, the breaching turtle may linger for several more sets of titties before quietly retreating back into its shell. On rare occasion, breaching turtles may emerge to particularly large, old, or ugly strippers upon which the breaching turtle will hastily recede back into the safety of its 100% cotton shell (see "frightened turtle")
"Did you see Chris last night?"

"Yeah man! He waited through like two whole dances before totally going breaching turtle on that one with the phat azz and big ole tit-tays!"
by mustachious dollarous June 26, 2014
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