noun; Known regionally as "mustachious dollarous amphibious," the breaching
turtle is a somewhat timid creature that can be commonly found relaxing stage-side at area strip clubs. It is not uncommon to see anywhere between 2-
5 breaching turtles occupying the same dimly lit corner. The breaching
turtle spends most of its time with its head safely concealed within its t-shirt-like shell (*note: breaching turtles have the ability to remain submerged for up to as many as 3 Def Leppard songs). A breaching
turtle will remain concealed until its insatiable appetite for titty resin causes it to burst forth, craning its long neck in the direction of its prey. The breaching
turtle utilizes a dollar bill held firmly between its nose and mouth to lure in the stripper it desires. Upon having titties rub in its face, the breaching
turtle may linger for several more sets of titties before quietly retreating back into its shell. On rare occasion, breaching turtles may emerge to particularly large, old, or
ugly strippers upon which the breaching
turtle will hastily recede back into the safety of its 100% cotton shell (see "frightened turtle")
"Did you see Chris last night?"
"Yeah
man! He waited through like two whole dances before totally going breaching
turtle on that one with the
phat azz and big ole tit-tays!"
