breachlan 

breachlan is a lan party based in aberdeen scotland.
breachlan is enjoyed by many and people travel far and wide to attend.
the attendees play pc and console games for whole weekend often without sleep. much fun is had

Steve: Are we going to the next breachlan
Bob: hell yeah, lets go frag us some noobs

breachlan by PseudoPhreak May 17, 2006

Breaching 

When your poop is so large that it breaks the surface tension of the water from below. (similar in concept to how a whale or a submarine “breaches” the water)

Dude, that was the biggest turd of my life! Look! It’s even breaching!

Breaching by The Brof3ssor November 8, 2020

brachlan 

The common nickname of gay, furry, faggots that are in the 5 stages of grief and denial. They also identify as Brendan and participate in many furry activities

"Don't be a Brachlan"
"Brachlan is the worst"
"If u continue doing this, you'll end up being a Brachlan"
"Brachlan is a cunt"

brachlan by Canadian_Muscle93 May 11, 2017

Breachfinger 

A poop stained finger, usually the index, gotten accidentally when toilet paper tears while wiping.

When the last scrap of toilet paper tore during my wiping, I received a seriously smelly case of breachfinger.

Breachfinger by bellyonyoback March 18, 2008

beachlands 

the single most ruthless place in the world

"lets go to beachlands"

"i heard they have a beachuth goat"

beachlands by kingbeachlands February 8, 2008

Beachlands 

Beachlands (Beach-Lands)
This small suburb found in manukau of New Zealand is said to be one of the most ruthless places in the world. it has its own school, a couple of dairies and a few other shops. really it could be called its own country, but for a lot of us we call it home. it is also home to what is called "BeachUth" which is the most ruthless youth group on our planet. all though i think that it is more of a race then a youth group.

Beachlands... simply the most ruthless place in exsistance

Just because i live in "Beachlands" doesn't mean i smoke weed

I think i saw the BeachUth goat in "Beachlands"

Beachlands by Cameron O'Byrne June 20, 2009

breaching turtle 

noun; Known regionally as "mustachious dollarous amphibious," the breaching turtle is a somewhat timid creature that can be commonly found relaxing stage-side at area strip clubs. It is not uncommon to see anywhere between 2-5 breaching turtles occupying the same dimly lit corner. The breaching turtle spends most of its time with its head safely concealed within its t-shirt-like shell (*note: breaching turtles have the ability to remain submerged for up to as many as 3 Def Leppard songs). A breaching turtle will remain concealed until its insatiable appetite for titty resin causes it to burst forth, craning its long neck in the direction of its prey. The breaching turtle utilizes a dollar bill held firmly between its nose and mouth to lure in the stripper it desires. Upon having titties rub in its face, the breaching turtle may linger for several more sets of titties before quietly retreating back into its shell. On rare occasion, breaching turtles may emerge to particularly large, old, or ugly strippers upon which the breaching turtle will hastily recede back into the safety of its 100% cotton shell (see "frightened turtle")

"Did you see Chris last night?"

"Yeah man! He waited through like two whole dances before totally going breaching turtle on that one with the phat azz and big ole tit-tays!"

breaching turtle by mustachious dollarous June 26, 2014