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albiquirous

After the party, Suzy was speaking in a very albiquirous manner.
by Charles Freck March 19, 2009
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albscrumting

A person who sucks at video games, and life in general. A scrub.
Player1: Heyz what duz this wurthog du on halo?

Player2: Your mom, albscrumting.
by ScrotumEatingOx March 30, 2009
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Album Binge

The act of listening to an album almost compulsively for days or even weeks. When on an album binge, it's difficult to get the motivation to listen to anything else.
That Sunny Day Real Estate album is awesome, I've been on a total album binge. I' haven't listened to anything else for ages!
by SamanyManamany July 8, 2009
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Albino Lemmings

When dandruff falls from ones head like an Iowan snow storm in mid January.
Jeff : "I couldn't tell if it was snowing, he has a cocaine problem or he just hadn't washed his hair in weeks"

bob: "Those poor albino lemmings, probably hard to get traction from all that grease."
by prtpls December 29, 2009
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Albatross Day

The first Saturday of April is Albatross Day.

What is this day, you ask? Well, the Albatross, a beautiful bird that brings luck to those it chooses to follow, is a main symbol in the poem "Rime of the Ancient Mariner" by Samuel Taylor Coleridge.

Iron Maiden also has a song about the poem if you are interested.

In the poem, the mariner kills the albatross that follows his ship. By choosing to kill the bird, the mariner and his crew are cursed until the day that they die, doomed to have bad luck FOREVER. The curse is a psychological and physical burden that cannot be escaped!!!!!

Ultimately, the mariner had the chance to be lucky for the rest of his life, but he fucked it up. On the first Saturday of every April, YOU have the chance to create your own luck, to find your own albatross.

"Albatross" can also be used to replace the word "luck".
Hey, are you going to the Albatross Day?
FUCK YEAH!

What an albatross day this is!
by bananahammockyeah April 14, 2011
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Albertising

A rare condition suffered by people named Alberto who work in advertising
He can't go home yet, he works in Remo Albertising S.L
by pekevoltio May 26, 2011
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Albino Tickle

A sexual act performed by short white 100m sprinters, usually involving a feather duster and a pack of fire lighters.
The other night after training, I took a random stranger home, god they really know how to albino tickle.
by bdpuk December 7, 2011
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