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Brown Paper Basket

Filling up the toilet bowl with lots of scrunched up toilet roll as the particuarly troublesome shit you've just had continues to leave smears on every bit you wipe with, therefore making the pan resemble a not so pleasant waste paper basket.
There's no paper in that one mate, I've just had a right sticky one and turned the pan into a monster brown paper basket
by Drexl69 February 14, 2010
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Toilet paper

Hello bruv i like toilet paper
by Suicicidal james March 17, 2017
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Toilet paper

Kid: mummmm we need some more toilet paper

Kids mum: sorry love but Karen stole it all fat greedy wanker
by Ch33s3izn0ce April 26, 2020
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paper butterflies

Porn. Especially the printed type., and including internet, videos, DVDs, telephone sex talk. IM rooms, the result of which is orgasm with out a partner.

Call it "Virtual Cheating", or a 'victim-less', the problem of Paper Butterflies is the resulting detachment to another person sexually.
So Susan was cheating on Bill and they got a caught??

Well She was chasing paper butterflies on the computer and forgot to erase the history !
by I am so awful I'm Nameless November 27, 2018
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Paper boy

a term usually used in trading for a pussy who only has experience with paper trading yet still talks like they have years of experience in the real market, and often ends up panic selling to any signal
Person 1: here comes the next sell off
Person 2: sell then paper boy
by cock flinger12 July 8, 2025
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Toilet paper

Something that no longer exists due to Karens panicking because of their anti-vax kid is going to die, so she's going to make a toilet paper hut for them.
"DAMIT KAREN! MY ANTI-VAX KID NEEDS THIS TOILET PAPER MORE THAN YOU!"
by RylanisSsuperHot March 24, 2020
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