May 23 

hold hands with your boyfriend/girlfriend for a long time

Boyfriend:"Did you forget its May 23"
Girlfriend:"EEE!!!! come here!"
*Holds hands*

May 23 by America'sSweetHeart May 20, 2022

May 21 

The day the spazziest human being was born - NOT get a girfriend/boyfriend day

"Oh wow Lara is such a spazz"
"Yeah, I bet she was born on May 21"

May 21 by i'll shag ur nan October 18, 2019

May 14

National McKenzie day/ eat ass day

“Hey did you know it’s May 14?”

May 14 by Mickeybug October 29, 2019

May 1 

Natonal post you nudes day

ryan: have you seen Rachels story?
kevin: no, why?
ryan: its May 1st, national post your nudes day!

May 1 by lettuce like dolphins April 22, 2020

May 5th 

may 5th is international have sex with your friend’s girlfriend day

on this day we can have sex with your friend’s girlfriends’

Boy - hey I know this may sound weird but wanna fuck?
Boy’s friend’s girlfriend - no that would be disgusting and wrong
Boy - it’s may 5th so it’s international have sex with your friend’s girlfriend day, remember?
Boy’s friend’s girlfriend - oh okay, sure

May 5th by Alan Walker doin work April 18, 2022

may 29 

margo day

yo what day is it today

some jap's birthday

(may 29)

may 29 by yumyum4444 October 15, 2011

May 13 

National punch a simp day. Ya know because they be simping in a public area and they need to be brought to their senses. Maybe even abort them

May 13 we finna roll up on Dylan and show him what we do to these male thots around here.

May 13 by j0_p0ynter February 18, 2020