The dry rusty colored shit around your asshole when you dont wipe well enough...it really burns and its hurts making it hard to move...it also hurts extremely bad when you take a dump if you already have it...the best way to get rid of it is with some wet TP or paper towels
by butt sex April 15, 2007
by mackerel daddy January 21, 2011
by Green Onions March 03, 2006
Did you see those two front butts trying to get tickets from Southwest? Yeah. Like they could fit in just one seat.
by I don't know June 29, 2002
by cream of some yung.. January 27, 2003
n. A form of female underwear so narrow as to effectively remove deposits from within surrounding crevices. Similar to dental floss as used in the act of orthodontic hygiene.
by D'emon November 21, 2002
When one pulls his pants down to expose bare bottocks, places them by an unsuspecting victim's head, and proceeds to slap his own bottocks as if he is playing the bongo drums. This results in an unpleasant yet humorous surprise for the victim.
In a movie theater: "Hey, you tap that guy in front of us on the shoulder while I give him the butt bongos". *Friend taps the person sitting in the row in front of him on the shoulder. The victim then turns around to see two naked bottocks in close proximity to his face, while two hands are slapping them in a rhythmic fashion. *
by Jeff Ashton April 15, 2005