Stephan the Silly Goose

A worthless, plastic goose figurine that is bullied and threatened when brought up in a conversation.

Thiccc Girl: “I love Stephan the Silly Goose. He is worth great sentimental value.”
Flat Loser: “If you bring up that goose again, he’s being launched on the roof, never to be seen again.”

by Special Ed November 5, 2018

Gooses

A way to prove your dad wrong when it comes to grammatical errors.

You are silly gooses, not geese

by garnierairborn June 17, 2020

silly goose

emerson aka emmy aka best developer aka my emmy aka my favorite silly goose <3

emerson is such a silly goose

by sillygoosex November 4, 2020

Goose Assist

When a goose fan unceremoniously shoves the dripfield album into your clenched asshole.

I got a Goose Assist in Philly last night and I’m not doing too well this morning.

by Bob Weir’s Clam Diggers March 24, 2022

Saddle goose

Silly person innit

"You're such a saddle goose"
"lol"

by ppap23 February 14, 2022

silly goose

a person characterized by their lack of decision making skills

"I can't decide which boy to choose"

"You're such a silly goose"

by sshhuusshh March 25, 2020

goose herpes

You know how fucking annoying a fucking goose is? You know how you can't get rid of herpes? Now imagine an orney, foul fowl with a bad case of distemper and covered in puss filled herpes sores. That won't go away, that will attach you and thus transmit the goose herpes to you. As your body slowly succumbs to the ravages of disease your hunger for bits of bread only increases along with your hatred of all mankind. Soon the transformation will be complete and you shall know unbounded hatred! HONK!

Damn, that bitch fucking nasty, I wouldn't fuck her with your dick.

Shit, at least she doesn't have goose herpes like your mom.

by Maxwell Haus August 26, 2020