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Solid Gold Retard

This is a term used to describe the Mercedes Benz of idiots; gifted with the rarefied ultra-premium artisinal brand of stupidity that has to be cultivated deep within the fiery heart of a mountain of ignorance.
This being has no self -awareness, and exists simply to consume , make animal noises approximating speech, and cower at the lash.
This animal thrives in "safe spaces" where hurtful language and corrective violence are absent to deter the progression of a run-of-the-mill Gump into a creature with an unwarranted sense of self-righteous moral authority, known as a "Solid Gold Retard".
Person 1; "I was driving to work this morning, but these Davos kids playing climate change activist glued themselves to the pavement, and made me late, now I'm on probation"
Person 2; "What a pack of Solid Gold retards"
by Bad Ostrich July 19, 2024
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gucci gold

gucci gold is a other word for "suck my dick you T.H.O.T"
by aleksandarking123 August 10, 2017
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Gold-Star Bisexual

A bi (with both homo & hetero attraction) person who has only been sexually intimate with members of the opposite sex if those partners have been sexually intimate with people of their same gender, i.e. A bisexual who has only been with other card-carrying bisexuals.

e.g. a bisexual man who's only female partners have had lesbian relationships, or a bisexual woman who has never had sex with any men who lack any MLM (gay) sexual experience.
"I'm not one of those bi girls who lets men have a lower standard—it's much easier to be with other women and anyone who says otherwise is sus as hell. Damn right I'm a gold-star bisexual, and I never will be with any man who's never himself been with another man before, but if you like straight dudes that's good for you lmao"
by Akrysta November 21, 2022
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brooke gold

a really cool twitch streamer that has the funniest streams ever
by BrookeAkane69 May 2, 2021
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Gold Coast Handshake

Glassing, to smash a glass bottle or beverage vessel across another persons head
Did you hear about Mick? He copped a Gold Coast handshake last night, had to go to hospital for stitches.
by DaNashinator November 11, 2022
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Fool's Gold

When you submit something to Urban Dictionary and the volunteer editors turn down your word.
Kit Fisto: I had the best idea last night and tried to put it up on Urban Dicktionary but was turned down.
Face Fuck Whirly Pool: Hey man they run a business and can't just have late night weirdos like you get away with posting fool's gold all over their websiter
by mithoples March 7, 2018
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