Fake Weeb

Fake Weebs Usually do this Say random anime phrases like "SAUSSKEEE, NARUTOOOOO" Randomly naruto run. Possibly even do the. "Oh, You're Approaching me instead of running away your walking straight to me."
Another sign is that they say you know everything about anime however they can't read manga correctly.

Dude 1: Yo this weeb got some manga from the school library right?
Dude 2: Uhuh
Dude 1: So he was reading it and said out loud "Heh I've seen a bit of the episode already let me skip it a bit"
Dude 2: Alright.
Dude 1: And he reads the manga like a normal book. Not only that he complained that the book is flipped
Dude 2: Dude that guy is a fake weeb.

by 6th Grader Teacher October 1, 2021

fake vomit

Unreal excretions from thine stomach lining

"Well, what else have ya got?"
"Fake vomit?"
"real vomit?"

by Tome Schultz December 25, 2017

Fake Nerd

Perhaps even a wannabe high IQ person.
Who acts like they enjoy learning.
Who express themselves by using big words, when it's quite excessive.
A person who exceeds their studies by cheating.
A person who sometimes acts dumb to gain attention from others.
A person who acts quirky.
A person who tries to interest themselves in what nerds like.

That human is a fake nerd because they're being restrictive in a setting of real nerds.

by HumansBeingETW April 26, 2022

fake hapa

Someone who is usually 1/4 Asian and 3/4 European, and therefore can never be a true hapa.

People say Keana Reeves is a hapa, but his dad is only half Chinese. He's a fake hapa.

by Obama9999 April 30, 2019

fake money

Money that is never seen. Money that isn't real.

P1: We are now charging $300 more per month to each tenant at this apartment complex.
P2: "Oh it's all fake money. We will never see it. We just work here in the office."

by Sammy26 June 8, 2017

fake eyebrows

Giannas eyebrows are Crayola. the creator of her eyebrow is her art teacher miss idan.

giannas fake eyebrows are fake miles' are not.

by fadsas August 11, 2014

Fake Major

A person whose form of study leads them to hate on all other majors;

a form of study where the information could just as easily be found on Google and has no need to go to college for it;
A college major that has been paid for when it would have been better off just paying overdue library fines and receiving the same education.

"You are pursuing a fake major because the only job you will get will be working at a Starbucks."

by Damarcus Winstavious April 29, 2013