absgina

a condition marked by extension of a girl's or woman's abs to her genitalia.

With vigorous exercise, she developed an absgina.

by uttam maharjan September 15, 2010

abstension

The visible engorgement of the belly following a large meal.

The bulky sweater was a vain attempt to mask my abstension following lunch at Golden Corral.

by JumboBellah November 22, 2010

Abszard

A rare species of Amazonian binders found in the Brazilian rain forest. When approached, will thrash their teeth in act of agression then implode into a pile of dirt. Once domesticated, these binders tend to be friendly and calm, unless their owner does not do their schoolwork. In this particular situation, they will thrash their teeth, grow to twice their size, acquire enormous arms and legs, and then proceed to eat you.

I DIDN'T DO MY WORK!!! MY ABSZARD WILL EAT ME!!!

by youknowhowidoit10 December 2, 2010

Absomazing

A quick way to say something was Absolutely Amazing.

A way to show exuberance while using text programs with character limitations such as Twitter.

Last night BoozeInTempe threw an Absomazing Party!

#FoodTruckFriday with @LunchInPhoenix was #Absomazing.

by LunchInPhoenix May 9, 2011

Absounding

The art of putting a dildo in your ass while inserting something into your penis

Absailing and sounding

Matt was ABSOUNDING with his girlfriends vibrator in his ass and his electric toothbrush in his eye end.

by Big Bob 76 May 11, 2011

absotruly

something that is so incredibly the best, it can only be described as absolutely truly the most wonderful thing ever.

This new candy is absotruly the best thing I have ever tasted.

by verukka June 5, 2011

absogalutely

Just another way of "red necking" up the word absolutely.

Someone asked me if I was in love with an Angel and I said "absogalutely".

by chieffan12 October 5, 2011