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A rare species of Amazonian binders found in the Brazilian rain forest. When approached, will thrash their teeth in act of agression then implode into a pile of dirt. Once domesticated, these binders tend to be friendly and calm, unless their owner does not do their schoolwork. In this particular situation, they will thrash their teeth, grow to twice their size, acquire enormous arms and legs, and then proceed to eat you.
I DIDN'T DO MY WORK!!! MY ABSZARD WILL EAT ME!!!
by youknowhowidoit10 December 1, 2010
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