Autistic Donkey

The insult you use when you can't think of anything else.

Me: "You're a gaytard."
Person: "Oh yeah? Well you're a, uh... AUTISTIC DONKEY!"
Me: "Dude, what the fuck?"

by lil_tiimby_69 December 20, 2018

Ponky-Donkey

Someone who has done something silly.

A piece of nonsense rhyme bought to my attention by my daughter

You forgot to lock the door and now we have to turn around and go back. You Ponky-Donkey

by shortlane July 16, 2010

Donkey life

The last of your character's remaining lives in a videogame.

This stage is so difficult! I keep dying and I'm already down to my donkey life!

by Silent Dragonfly August 27, 2009

Swamp Donkey

Fat slob, intoxicated with alcohol. Often Hunted by the beast known as "The Quelch".

"Here we have The Quelch stalking his prey"
"The Swamp Donkey has spots The Quelch and tries to run away"

by The acoholic January 4, 2014

Donkey Chip

Something that is holy

The Donkey Chip will be worshipped

by danathome2 July 27, 2020

Swamp Donkey

A big Largemouth Bass. Also known as a "toad" or "slaunch". Made popular by television show personality Mark Zona on "Zona's Awesome Fishing Show".

"This fish is about 8 lbs; that's friggin' a Swamp Donkey"

by French Ribiera December 22, 2012

The Frightened Donkey

A non-violent alternative to the fabled "Donkey Punch."
This occurs when a man is performing doggy-style sex on a woman (or man), meanwhile a third party has been recruited to hide in a closet, or similar hidden space close by, with a scary mask. At the point of climax, the third party emerges screaming, thus scaring the woman/man causing their sphincter to contract.

"My girlfriend loves dirty sex but is against domestic violence, so for her birthday me and my friend gave her "The Frightened Donkey" and she loved it!"

by Rygar James November 2, 2006