straw berry short cake 

when your "doing" a chick {or guy in some cases} from behind then pull out spit on her or his back to make them think you cummed then when they turn around punch them in the nose and cum in there face

hey my dude i gave her ass the worst straw berry short cake ever ya digg.

straw berry short cake by fortuneboy14 March 15, 2009

A Few Mexicans Short Of A Car Park 

Posessing a mental capability between that of a Mexican and a car park.

Damn that Mexican's a few Mexicans short of a car park, cee?

A Few Mexicans Short Of A Car Park by Meximan May 21, 2007

Martin Short 

Burger-eating scam artist, always looking for a new and original way of scaming money out of his mates. Regular and loyal customer of Burger King, where his usual order is an XL Double Bacon Cheese Burger meal with Coke.

Martin ate all the pies, Martin has fucked off home

Martin Short by John Harrison March 3, 2004

money short

Your current situation leaves with insufficient financial resources.

My baby momma attackin' my pension, my money short.

money short by LongfellowPlaya September 23, 2009

Cosmic Short Stick 

When things are going so bad that everything you do just gets progressively worse. You get the short end of the stick on every task throughout the day.

What I get fired and now your leaving me? Did I draw a cosmic short stick or something?

Cosmic Short Stick by Patricia LaSalliane November 26, 2010

jaboodian short snout 

The process of sticking a short snout crocidle into ones anus and having it open its jaws all the way open and then cumming in the process.

Last night at the zoo I had a little fun and did a jaboodian short snout!

jaboodian short snout by Redneck Animal Lover April 12, 2014

one brick short 

Not mentally sound ,used to discribe stupid people .short for "one brick short of a full load"

They really've to be one brick short to think 9 is a letter in the alphabet

one brick short by dietellingtruth March 30, 2015