Dead Bird

The act of seeing something, thinking it's a dead bird, then realizing it is really dog shit and you have made a fool of yourself.

Molly: Oh my god! Is that a dead bird???
Mac: Where?
Molly: Right th- oh wait, it's poop.
Mac: Way to pull a Dead Bird, you fool.

by greoee October 2, 2011

Dead flies

It’s a slang in Florida they use it as a term as in like if your going to make a play then it’s cancelled then you can use the term that’s dead flies

Chapo: lets go to the sk8city

Karee:that’s dead flies kuh it ain’t no hoes up there

by anonymous September 6, 2020

Dead Uncle

A very nice canoe that was your grumpy ass Uncle's that you received when he died.

We were paddling "The Dead Uncle" down the river.

by kolbyb1 March 9, 2013

dead peacock

1. a. Aperson who untruthfully promises others great fortune in the hopes of benefiting himself.

b. A liar

c. A con man

2. A lie told within the context of a promise to others.

3. Satire

That damn dead peacock told us if we worked hard we would all get raises but gave himself a huge bonus instead!

by bchristopher December 28, 2010

Bobo Dead

When you give a person you are dating entirely too much attention and affection...to the point where it gets creepy and they reject the relationship entirely.

Origin: A child once loved its pet gerbil so very much it petted it too hard and ripped its head clean off. She kept repeating to her mother "Bobo Dead! Bobo Dead!"

You need to stop sending your boyfriend all those flowers, and texting him every three minutes, and driving by his house to see if he is home. You are going to Bobo Dead him.

by thetard2 August 4, 2010

shivery is dead

It means the long days of winter are over because the arch Angel Gabriel has slain the great demon Lord Shivery of Canada and thus leaving us in a new era of warm and cheer.

Winter isn't comming shivery is dead!

by Lord shivery December 27, 2015

Dead Ting

A person who is extremely dull and boring and is a slag

Dali is a dead ting

by Sunip July 8, 2019