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Scroat Beard

Scroat Beard. The wearing a gruff unkempt beard. Often while having your head shaved or short.

Wearing a rough untrimmed beard reminiscent of "Grizzly Adams" in which the person does not care about their appearance as a form of rebellion or nerd coolness.

A beard resembling a nut sack.

Origins for the beard? Possibly begun recently with the movie "The Hangover". Alan Garner is the character with a similar "Scroat Beard". He is played by Zach Galifianakis.
Everywhere on campus, I'm seeing SCROAT BEARDS!!
by JOHN the UNDEREMPLOYED October 14, 2010
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Goo beard

when you creampie a girl and she then rubs her ____ on your chin, till her ____ empties.
Gosh, I got one heck of a Goo Beard from my sister Sally last night. :D
by driZatt June 12, 2011
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Bitch Beard

A beard grown to signify something bad that has happened, and how much of a bitch he is about handling it.
Did you see Dom in gears 3? He grew a bitch beard because his wife died.
by Geno2242 September 29, 2011
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jawline beard

That played out beard growing just along the jawline that every male between the ages of 17 and 25 seems to be flaunting
My 17 year old nephew , Adam ,seems intent on proving he's man enough to grow facial hair sporting that jawline beard
by Dr Doolittle December 2, 2016
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hagrid's beard

A rather 'hirsuit' lady specifically in the nether regions.
Fuck me, i've never seen anything like it - she had a twat like Hagrid's Beard. I had to get the hedgetrimmers out, her bedroom floor looked like a fucking Barbers Shop after a busy day!
by chesterpest January 17, 2010
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Santa Clause Beard

The act of ejaculating on a woman's chin and upper lip and then sitting in her lap and telling her what you want for Christmas.
So I game my girlfriend a Santa Clause beard last night and she loved it so now she is getting me a PS3 for Christmas.
by Peter Goziner September 10, 2011
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Billie Eilish Pirate Baird O’connle

Billie Eilish Pirate Baird O’connle is trending on the number 2 charts right now
by ok.neve June 30, 2021
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