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Auston Matthews

Auston Matthews is bussin when it comes to hockey. This #34 is definitely a keeper. Playing for the leafs, he has won awards for his excellent skills, such as the Rocket Richard trophy in 2021 and many more to come. We love Austie :)
"Ain't Auston Matthews just the best?" - Linda

"Oh yeah, Austies my fav 😍" - Deborah
by leafs be bussin ;) May 27, 2021
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Abstinence

Something people like me do for reasons not always religious. I'm abstinent because I don't wanna be that girl who got pregnant when she was 15 and now has a McJob.
Abstinence is not always for religious reasons.
by ****^_^**** May 3, 2010
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certified abstinence instructor

A life-calling for a precious few, incredibly optimistic individuals who think that it's actually possible to bridle the massive force of copulation using reason, logic, gods wrath, consequence or any other easy to ignore methodology.
I'm a certified abstinence instructor; das right! I don't care how worked up their loins be ge'in, a few pictures of god's herpes curse will shrink that hard-on faster than a busted cherry on prom-nite.
by YAWA August 19, 2017
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astinkmatism

A nasal defect in which skanky smells of shit and piss usually prevent things like flowers and baked bread from smelling properly to the smeller. Either that, or the person (his or herself) is the one who smells like shit, and thus blocks out other more pleasant smells.
Jane was diagnosed with astinkmatism last year. It's shitty for her. But, as a raunchy old man once told me, "the smeller's the feller".
by Shit_4_Brains September 3, 2007
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Austinite

A person Who lives in the city of Austin, Texas and some of the close surrounding citys.
Austinite: Keep Austin weird!
guy: uh.. ok..
by Emerald October 23, 2005
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Austintown

A township in Northeastern Ohio where oppressive dress codes and potholes thrive.
Teacher: Hi! I see it's your first day here at Fitch High School. How has you morning been going so far?
New Student: Horribly, I gotten written up for dress twice already, and I hit about three potholes and almost got into an accident.
Other Student: Well, that's Austintown for ya!
by Gertrude Pumpernickel September 29, 2013
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Austun

He's the type of guy that's ALWAYS there for you. He always comes back even after you've pushed him away several times. You try to move on but never can there is always a connection.
Me: I need you
Austun: Even though you've pushed me away . What's wrong.?
by Kbgoa February 12, 2017
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